Cool joke..

3 Bodies turn up at a mortuary, all with big smiles on their faces
Cop asks Coroner ' why they all smiling ?'
1st guy died while shagging his wife
2nd guy won the lottery and spent it on booze and died of alcoholic poisoning
3rd guy was unusual, Paddy from Belfast struck by lightning
'Why the fuck was he smiling ?'
'The prat thought he was having his photo taken

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys
a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, and when she
opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her
purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it!!!”
The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next!”